grand theft alon★
SOLANA'S MOST WANTED

THE TRENCHES
STRIKE BACK.

The insiders got the penthouses.
We are their exit liquidity.

Welcome to Grand Theft Alon.
We flip the script on them.

PLAY EXIT LIQUIDITY ↗ I'M HERE FOR $GTA →
01 PLAYER30 SECONDSZERO INSIDER ACCESS
Grand Theft Alon illustrated cover: sunset palms, a speedboat, a yellow supercar, an alligator and two larger-than-life characters
WELCOME TOVICE TRENCHESPOPULATION: EXIT LIQUIDITY
THE PLATFORM BUILT THE GAME.WE STOLE THE GETAWAY CAR. ↗

MISSION 01 / BROWSER ARCADE

EXIT LIQUIDITY.

They already have a getaway car.
Time to take yours.

RUGPULL BOULEVARD
★ ★ ★ ★ ★

A TOTALLY FICTIONAL GETAWAY

STEAL BACK
YOUR BAG.

30 seconds. Three lanes. One way out.
Grab the SOL. Dodge the rugs.
Bump Alon & Kimchi for +50 points each.

FREE TO PLAY · NO WALLET NEEDED
← → / A & D TO STEER · SPACE TO PAUSEYOUR BEST 0 SOL

01GRAB THE BAG. Green bags add to your score.

02WATCH THE ROAD. SUVs and rugs cost a heart.

03DON'T TRUST THE REPOST. The glowing lane is a trap.

04BUMP THE INSIDERS. Cartoon Alon & Kimchi add 50 points each.

CASE FILE 02 / KIMCHI

PUMP.FUN.
THE RECEIPTS.

The Kimchi promo, the deleted repost, and the wallet reports.

SOURCES CHECKED / 29 OCT 2026
THE ROLLOUTPump.fun’s original promotional post 20 OCT 2026
EXHIBIT 01WALLET REPORT
Lookonchain@lookonchain

THE REPOST DISAPPEARED.

POST EXCERPT
“But @a1lon9 later undid his repost, and @kimchi1x deleted the post.”

Lookonchain reports that the token reached a $14M market cap and fell more than 95%. It also reports over $385K in profits across the wallets it tracked.

READ ON X
EXHIBIT 02TRADER ANALYSIS
fabiano.sol@FabianoSolana

WHERE WAS THE WARNING?

POST EXCERPT
“Why didn't he immediately warn people NOT to buy???”

Fabiano questions why Alon removed the repost without a public warning, and why Kimchi deleted partnership-related posts. He considers the alleged hack explanation unconvincing and calls the episode, at best, mismanagement.

READ ON X
EXHIBIT 03TRADER ACCOUNT
Fto@ftosol

WHO TAKES RESPONSIBILITY?

POST EXCERPT
“Who’s gonna take responsibility?”

Fto posted screenshots about the QR-code promotion, Alon’s repost, the deleted post and Kimchi’s bio change. His post raises the accountability question and describes the account hack as alleged.

READ ON X
EXHIBIT 04WALLET ANALYSIS
Bubblemaps@bubblemaps

$40M? SHOW THE WALLETS.

POST EXCERPT
“Kimchi didn't make $40M on $TRUMP
Not even close.”

Bubblemaps disputes the $40M trading-profit story and estimates $6M from the wallets it traced. The thread explicitly acknowledges the possibility of other, undisclosed profitable addresses.

READ THREAD
FROM THE TRENCHES / @RonPull
“don’t you think it’s time to start an onchain protest and boycott pumpfun”
Excerpt from RON’s 22 October post. Community opinion.
READ THE POST

Short excerpts and summaries of public X posts. Open the originals for full context. Reports and trader opinions are attributed to their authors; these posts alone do not establish who controlled the wallets or coordinated the launch.

THE STORY SO FAR

EVERY DELETED TWEET.
ANOTHER MISSION.

The insiders have penthouses. The influencers have getaway cars. The everyday degen is trying to survive another mission.

Grand Theft Alon is a satirical memecoin universe built from the absurdity of the Solana trenches. Every controversy adds to the lore. Every market disaster unlocks a new side quest.

The platform built the game.
The community writes the story.

WELCOME TO GRAND THEFT ALON

SAME CITY.
NEW WANTED POSTER.

$GTA ON SOLANA. FOR THE LORE. FOR THE TRENCHES.

CONTRACT ADDRESSCOMING SOON
CA_DROPPING_SOON

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